Welcome to my website, traveler! Feel free to have a look around. Or don't! It's the internet afterall and you have the illsusion of free choice!

So, what's my deal? Well, traveler, you're going to have to click around to find out. Perhaps take a look at my about section? But, I suppose you're going to do that soon if you're interested enough to be reading this. Did you know that 90% of people who click on this page don't bother reading this? What's my source? I made it up! I'll give you points if you've read this far. But, shoo! Go look around already. Jeez.

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Did you know that this site is the BEST SITE on the web?
It's true! I said so! Any other site is BOOBOO!